The following is an excerpt from TV series Coupling and Steve’s reply at the end sums it up for all men all over the globe.
[Steve's girlfriend has found a pornographic video in his VCR]
Jeff: Well, what was the title of the video?
Steve: "Inferno."
Jeff: Oh, no!
Patrick: Well, what's wrong with "Inferno?" You can't tell anything from a title like that.
Steve: That's not the whole title.
Patrick: Well, what is it?
Sally: "Lesbian Spank Inferno!" Jill: How could you possibly enjoy a film like that?
Steve: Oh, because it's got naked women in it! Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a bloke is. And if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective. I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that's what being a bloke is. When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!" As soon as Caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of - hey! - naked bottoms. We've turned the Internet into an enormous international database of... naked bottoms. So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I'm not so sure how insulted you really ought to be.
Here’s the video if you want to roll in laughter
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